What if ?! - Blim
What if ?!
What if the MUA-OPT-ians diversify into the IT ?!
What if they start a software firm ?!
A conceptual blog... follows...
Thaimes News Network, Tuesday June 23
When a bunch of software pro's come together, there is no stopping to creativity and innovations.
This is exactly the success story of Blim.
Today is the inaugaration of the new venture of MUA-OPT into the software biz..
Blim !
Thats the name of the firm.
There was another obvious name suggested for the shop.
Says the co-founder Rat, "We wanted the name to reflect the image and tradition of ours.
Somebody suggested 'mirror'. But then we opted for the tech-savvy name - Blim"
The logo is abanana-peal banana-peel
Introducing the main chair-holders..
(not to be mistaken with share-holders)
CEO : KK
(His experience in his previous firm will be of immense help)
GM : Lee
(We need someone who has a BIG stature)
CTC : Dennis
(Thats the Chief Technical Consultant)
HR : Jis Jose
(Off late, he has been giving Personality Courses to a bunch of aspiring techies!)
Overseas Manager : Dipu Jose
(He is in no mood to board the return flight to India.. He will also get Blim listed in NYPD (or is that NYSE?) )
Gulf Operations : Rony
(The company may shortly start an oil division in Bangalore. And will export to Gulf. Rony will handle this)
Facilities Head : Jins
(Top priority given to dormitory rooms)
SDH : Sand
(Software Delivery Head... We need someone to do some work - someone who 'can' !)
TDH : Alex
(Training Division is safe here... Training sessions will be sandwiched btwn prayer meetings)
Communications Division : Binoy
(He will handle all the calls - for any positive outcome, speak to him over phone, in female voice)
Night Vigil : Jim
(He'll keep track of who's sleeping and who's not, without anybody even knowing!)
Transportation : Sowji
(And no doubt, the official transporter is Bajaj Discover.. Oreyyyy peda.. Min speed 35kmphr. Max could be any number btwn 35 and 36. Koramangala to EC in 2hrs)
Catering Support : Shobin
(Menu -> Breakfast: idli, Lunch: idli, dinner: more idli)
PRO : Robin
(Public Relations will be safe here. The company will soon start producing comedy movies)
General Support : Geo
(In general, this 'general support' will be an aid to climb up the obstacles - such as, say, a wall - and to come out in flying colors)
Gym and Recreation : Kiron
(Badminton will be made compulsory. If you dont play badminton, no salary for you)
CA and AC : Saar
(For tallying up the accounts, he will be assisted by Dipu. Air Contitioning will be single-handedly man-handled by Saar. Saar will also have the additional responsibility to serve as backup for Alex)
Photocopying and Faxing : Gasper
(In addition to this, he will be a major supporting hand for Shobin)
Chip Design Unit : Rat
(Gasper will find a 'No Admission' board here)
Receptionist : TBD
(To make sure that the lines are not jammed (internally), receptionist may be a male employee)
-Special Correspondent
What if the MUA-OPT-ians diversify into the IT ?!
What if they start a software firm ?!
A conceptual blog... follows...
Thaimes News Network, Tuesday June 23
When a bunch of software pro's come together, there is no stopping to creativity and innovations.
This is exactly the success story of Blim.
Today is the inaugaration of the new venture of MUA-OPT into the software biz..
Blim !
Thats the name of the firm.
There was another obvious name suggested for the shop.
Says the co-founder Rat, "We wanted the name to reflect the image and tradition of ours.
Somebody suggested 'mirror'. But then we opted for the tech-savvy name - Blim"
The logo is a
Introducing the main chair-holders..
(not to be mistaken with share-holders)
CEO : KK
(His experience in his previous firm will be of immense help)
GM : Lee
(We need someone who has a BIG stature)
CTC : Dennis
(Thats the Chief Technical Consultant)
HR : Jis Jose
(Off late, he has been giving Personality Courses to a bunch of aspiring techies!)
Overseas Manager : Dipu Jose
(He is in no mood to board the return flight to India.. He will also get Blim listed in NYPD (or is that NYSE?) )
Gulf Operations : Rony
(The company may shortly start an oil division in Bangalore. And will export to Gulf. Rony will handle this)
Facilities Head : Jins
(Top priority given to dormitory rooms)
SDH : Sand
(Software Delivery Head... We need someone to do some work - someone who 'can' !)
TDH : Alex(Training Division is safe here... Training sessions will be sandwiched btwn prayer meetings)
Communications Division : Binoy
(He will handle all the calls - for any positive outcome, speak to him over phone, in female voice)
Night Vigil : Jim
(He'll keep track of who's sleeping and who's not, without anybody even knowing!)
Transportation : Sowji
(And no doubt, the official transporter is Bajaj Discover.. Oreyyyy peda.. Min speed 35kmphr. Max could be any number btwn 35 and 36. Koramangala to EC in 2hrs)
Catering Support : Shobin
(Menu -> Breakfast: idli, Lunch: idli, dinner: more idli)
PRO : Robin
(Public Relations will be safe here. The company will soon start producing comedy movies)
General Support : Geo
(In general, this 'general support' will be an aid to climb up the obstacles - such as, say, a wall - and to come out in flying colors)
Gym and Recreation : Kiron
(Badminton will be made compulsory. If you dont play badminton, no salary for you)
CA and AC : Saar
(For tallying up the accounts, he will be assisted by Dipu. Air Contitioning will be single-handedly man-handled by Saar. Saar will also have the additional responsibility to serve as backup for Alex)
Photocopying and Faxing : Gasper
(In addition to this, he will be a major supporting hand for Shobin)
Chip Design Unit : Rat
(Gasper will find a 'No Admission' board here)
Receptionist : TBD
(To make sure that the lines are not jammed (internally), receptionist may be a male employee)
-Special Correspondent
posted by Rat at 7:41 PM
13 Comments:
A refreshingly nice post at last :-) Receptionist post-inu vacancy undo? Illa,njan varathilla.. :-p , male thanne vende!!
Btw in case u thought Sand is going to do all the work thr...forget it dude.. deal set if he is guaranteed to return home everyday at 6:00 PM :-D
Btw banana 'peel' alle.... ??
Yeah, Receptionist post vacant-aa.. But praayapoorthi aayavarkey jwoali ulllu :-D Soo has no vacancy here :DD
peel aano ? peal alle ? maatiyekkaam alle :-S
Gollam! Niceeee (Borat style)
Borat enthonnaa ?!
Nee aaakiyatano? Allengil - Borat, the film Borat? The way he says "nice"? Kazhakistan style?
@Dipu -> I still donno anyone/thing by the name 'Borat' :-S
"Borat" Brittannia -de puthiya cream biscuit aanu ..:-P
PVR-il vannappo endey poyillaa OPT-kaar??? ppl were saying its anice movie.... but orey theriyaanna kettatu ! :-S
Ithu ultimate :)
oru request - enne oru chief mentor aakkanam. NRN infy-de CM aayappo thottu ente oru aagrahamanaanu.
Allel minimum oru Chief Negotiation Officer (CNO) enkilum aakkanam. Athaayathu, mattu company-kal moda kaanikkumbo yeda pettu valare samaadhaanaparamaayi issues solve cheyyaanulla post. Venel Dax-nem vilikkaam ;)
Geo, CAO aayaalo ? Chief Alakuluthu Officer..
CM aakkanel angane.. but expansion il cheriya changes undaavum.. Uchhaaranam okke ethaandu pazhethu polokke thanne aayirikkum :D
edo Rku, "Blim" is copyrighted.. oru acknowledgement vendeyo?
hari
Hari?!! Stump Stuna Stock!
Ack ittilla. Ithu njaan ente peril angu patent cheythu. Buhahahha :-D
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