OPT : Bhoothnath - A Review

If we asked "Where are the horses" after watching the movie Race, this movie evoked this question "Where is the ice cream" :-S

A bhooth, his newly made friend - a kid, the kid's mom Juhi, and his dad SRK. That sums up the characters of the movie. The constant kicks and cries of guyz to the left and right kept each of us awake. There werent much of ppl to howl or to throw chairs around. The theater was reasonably crowded by the presence of 8 souls (barring us). And when Sowji went up to the counter to ask "Bhoothnath. Are tickets available", that fella gave him a STARE ! Should have guessed what that meant, even before booking the tickets.

But then the time spent inside the theater was enjoyable. Some dialogues off-screen:
1. Ethu ($*()$_)()_ paranjittaa ee padam kaanaan vanney ?
2. Ee bhootham full time dance um paattum aanallo..
3. Juhi kaanaan kollaam :)
4. (A senti scene comes...) "Ippo bhoothathinte vaka oru dappaamkuthu kaanaam"
5. Sowji - "Ithu mikavarum To Be Continued ennu paranju nirthum" And that happened!

While we were not talking , shouting , laughing (not to some 'joke' on screen) we had other time pass. To see if the chair is detachable, Check the floor spacing for sleeping using Bin as a test resource, Check whether the movie would be any better if watched with helmets on...

Well, nothing in the movie is worth a mention.
So here is the verdict:
Rating: Dont Go!!!!!!!!!
(Must Watch/Average/Dont Go)

Tail:
1. The OPT-ians were at their cautious best, riding their machines at sub 60kmph - quite abnormal of them! And the autos and luna's passed by happily ahead..
2. To save petrol, we switched off the bikes near the gate of our compound and got our bikes to the parking in neutral :-D (Petrol price is hiked by 5 rupees, you see!)