Funny : Lage Raho Munnabhai

No, its not about the fun in the film. This happened outside the theater..
Well it goes like this.

Scene1:
5 youngsters, in front of Innovative Multiplex, standing in a round. A heated discussion going on.
Topic:
"We are 5. And we have 6 tickets. Kya kiya jaaye?"

Scene2:
A head comes out from the round-table conf (oh.. there was no table!)
Gasper... "ideaaaaaaaaa"
He is seen footracing to the queue in front of the booking counter.

Scene3:
Gasper comes back at double the speed (footracing ofcourse)
A Broad smile on his face..
Visibly, something outrageously funny and embarassing has happened.

This is what happened
Scene2.5:
Gasper walks up to the queue..
Does a detailed study of the anatomy and psychology (and what not) of teh gathere ppl, anxiously waiting to grab their tkt for the 7.30PM show. He applied all skills of his 2+ years MBA course, and spotted his guy. Popped the question, in a low voice "Are you alone".
That guy gave him one BIG stare, and Scene3 followed :D

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Scene 11:
NOw that 3 out of 5 are inside the theatre, Bin and Rat decided to try their luck at disposing off the ticket.. A brief description - Rat with a bag on his back. A khaali water bottle in hand. Hair falling onto face. Nothing short of a gunda..
Bin, in formals. Black pant, white shirt with sloping black stripes. A French beard on his face.
Bin took up the task. Started the analysis

Scene12:
Q n A session
To guy 1 - Munnabhai ?
Guy 1 - No, I'm Rakesh
Bin - Oh, sorry..

To guy 2 - Munnabhai tickets ?
Guy 2 - I already have tickets
Bin (in mind) - To kya chane biriyaani khaane ke vaaste line mein khade ho ??

To guy3 - How many of you ?
Guy3 - Main, meri patni aur woh
Bin - :-S

To guy4 - We have one ticket, do you need one ?
Guy4 - We are 3
Bin (again in mind) - Saala... full family nikal aayi hai.. philm dekhne..

Scene 13:
Bin, after doing a closer study, found that all the bikers first park the bike, and then walk towards the parking-fee-collector guy, and then to the counter. So he back-traced, and posted himself near the pfc.

Scene 15:
1000W smile on Bin's face. Runs to me, standing a few metres apart. And said "Da, why shud we waste our time, chalo lets get in"


This is what had happened in
Scene14:
A couple parked the bike.. The guy came rushing, gave Bin 5 rupees, and demanded a receipt.
All Bin had was a film ticket, which the guy was not interested in.
The pfc intervened and solved the issue. He took the 5 rupee coin and gave the guy the receipt.
An apology from the guy, and a full speed retract from Bin towards me..


Rest of the jokes, inside the theatre..
No, not on the screen.. Off it..
Half of the film here, half there.. How 'bout that ?
Read on :-P

We got into a screen, the ticket-phaader gave us a discounted version of the ticket, and we got in. E13 and E14. Well, the row E was full, but then, there were plenty of empty seats in the front rows. We searched for Sand, Soo n Gasper in E-row, but fond no match. So we sat somewhere and started watching the film. A call from Sand.. nothing audible.. i said i'll send a msg.. hang up.
Sent a msg "We are in screen1 , not in E-row.. We are find here.. Take care. Willmeet during interval"
Reply "We are in screen1 too!, 5th row from back is E-row. ok, meet u dirunginterval"

Interval
Sand calls.. Da, stand up.Let me spot you.
Rat - I'd been standing for the last 60-odd seconds , staring at E-row.. Are you there ?
Sand - come out .. meet you at the door..

We walked to the door..
Just as we reached the door, there he was, Sand, at the door...
But.. :-S
Not teh same door as ours.. The opposite door.. the door of the next screen !
Sand - "Do you see any difference between the numbers '1' and '2' ? Ours is screen '1' ticket. Youa re in 'screen 2' !! "
Rat/Bin: oops :-)

We enjoyed the rest of the film in the ACTUAL screen 1
:-))

Tail:
1. Today is my Mal calendar birthday!
2. Tomorrow I complete 3 yrs in my company!
3. And tomorrow is the birth day of "Are you alone" :-D