New Year Resolution

My resolutions are ready !

Here they are:

1. Will bath daily
2. Will read customer mails
3. Will bring down the number of times per day listening of Strings-Zinda Hoon
4. Will ride for mileage. Will uninstall nitro from the bike
5. Will uninstall all 3rd party software from the office PC
6. Will not go fishing at midnight
7. Will divorce Nicole Kidman
8. Will relocate the Statue of Liberty to Chennai. Will get it painted in yellow.
9. Will explore the voice functions of my mobile handset.
(heard that it can be used to make calls!)
10. Will stop staring at the CCTV camera, placed right behind me
11. Will read fwd mails, before fwding to others (especially gals!)
12. Will not go to Windows-Run-calc for adding single digit numbers
13. Will restrict simultaneous number of chat windows to 7

Some of 'em are rubbish..
But the rest are total nonsense
:D

Rat