MUA : Terms n Conditions

DEFINITION OF TERMS

This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you ("The member")
and the Mair-Uth-Anne Team ("MUA" or "The company"). By reading, writing or deleting this EULA, you agree to be bound by the terms of this.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Rule #1: Cancellation Policy

Section-1a

Most important and basic rule is "If you plan anything on Monday, you have to cancel it by Friday". It may or may not be carried out on Saturday. We call it by the name PIM-CIF(DIS), which expands to Plan It on Monday-Cancel It on Friday (Do It on Saturday). The 3rd action is optional and depends on the geopolitical situation and interference by trusted external allies of the group.

Section-2b

If in case, tickets are booked in advance of more than 3 days to the scheduled starting of the trip, it has to be cancelled no matter how costly it was. There will be no refund provided by the company to any of the member if he has booked the tickets.

Section-3d

If you are unsure that you will be able to come for a trip, you have to express the probability of coming in percentages. It has to be accurate up to 2 decimal points.

Rule #2: Clarification of doubts

Section 1-c

Ariyillengil chodikkaruthu.(If you don't know it, please don't ask)

Section 2-z

Wh- questions chodikkaruthu.(Don't ask wh-questions. e.g. who did that? who was that?) And in case if you ask, the answer from the company will be always the default answer. You know it.

Rule #3: Common fund and settling the accounts

Section 1-q

Every expense will come under a common pool. It doesn't matter if you are eating/not eating or drinking/not drinking. All the members are advised by the company to utilize this to the max. No complaints will be entertained later.

Section 2-k

The accounts are to be settled within 5 mins of completion of the trip. On failure, the accounts are considered settled and the members who donated to the common fund are told "thanks for everything". Its the responsibility of the maximum contributor to settle the accounts.(Provided he's good in complex mathematical functions like addition and multiplication)

Section 3-t

While settling the accounts, ultra complex mathematical functions like division are not encouraged. In the unavoidable scenarios like calculating per head expenditure, members are permitted to use division, on a condition that a number should only be divided by 10.

Rule #4: Disagreement Clause

Members are advised not to discuss anything if you disagree with others. You simply have to shout. Physical measures like man-handling are allowed but within the jurisdiction of the concerned laws.

(Choodayal pore chodikkunnathenthina?)

Rule #5: Digital Rights management

Section 1-p

If none of the members have a camera, there is no point in going for the trip.

Section 2-s

Every member is encouraged to take as many photos as he can, including that of every tree, every milestone, every sign board and every chick on the road. Talented members are advised not to go for these kinds of cheap photos but to go for NAT-GEO (National Geographic) photos like empty ground, close up flowers etc. It need not be taken from a standing posture. You can try taking photos lying down on the beach, bending down to the floor etc.

Section 3-w

Photos are to be copied and uploaded to blogs or online photo galleries. This is identified to be a task of our full time member "Rat". Failing to do so will result in serious mental tortures like visiting his house on a Saturday morning and enjoying the homely food and homely accommodation till Monday morning.

WARRANTY

The company gives absolutely no warranty for any of the trips and it’s the sole responsibility of the member to find something interesting in a tour destination. Sometimes it may be also happen that there is nothing interesting in the destination. We are not responsible for such an event.

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS.

Copy right Mair-Uth-Anne (NR) group Ink, 2006.

All rights reserved.

All trademarks used are the property of MUA.

PIMCIF is able to rule in contractual and other disputes (arising from contracts for the transportation, settlement of bills, joint ventures, MNC acquirements, etc.) provided a clause to this effect has been agreed between the parties. In certain cases, it may also be preferable to agree on arbitration in a third country. All disputes in this regard will be settled in the Uganda Court for Scientific Studies.