How To Kill a Lion?

Bethanians Way of Killing a Lion :-)
You will be able to enjoy this one to the max, when the character sketch for "Hostel Life" blogs is completed. Bethanians can , even otherwise , enjoy this one to the max !
Warning: The methods given below are strictly based on the character and the mannerisms of the respective persons. Any resemblance to anyone else's behavioral pattern may require DNA test to prove it wrong :-S

Dipu's method:
1. put them in a room . dipu will go to sleep . lion will be waiting there 4 him to wake up , and will die in the wait.
2. Tell dipu that the lion is a book ;-)
3. Dress the lion up as navya .
Ulti Method : Tell dipu that the lion knows English.

Geo's method:
1. Convince Geo that the lion is a car. Geo will drive the car (err.. lion) to death
2. Tell Geo that the lion is a fan and regular reader of his blog. Geo will patao-fy the lion -- no matter if the lion is male of female :D
Ulti Method: Tell Geo that the lion has invited Geo for a movie

Sand's Method:
1. Ask the lion to overtake Sand's car from the left. Sand will bash the lion down.
2. Allow the lion to go to Sand and ask him to code a shutdown timer
Ulti Method: Dress up the lion as a girl !

KK's Method:
1. During a Barcelona-ManU match, tell KK that the lion is anti-Barcelona.
2. Ask KK to enlighten the lion with some doubts on mp3 decoder.
Ulti Method: Tell KK that the lion is the only male living thing in the world.

Alex's Method:
1. Give a female chat id to the lion, and get the lion to chat with Alex.
2. Put Alex and Lion into orkut
Ulti Method: Tell Alex that the lion wants to join JY

Vimal Gasper's Method:
1. Eat all the food of the lion. the lion will die of starvation
2. Give the kinetic honda to the lion................
3. Tell all his chalus to the lion. Either it might kill him or commit suicide.

Lee's method :
1. Giv a nice smile ( after a peg , of course ) to the lion
2. Chase the lion on the Fiero. lion sullidum.
3. Ulti Method : Sing 'Walk away..' . The lion will Run Away !!!

Rat's method:
1. Start his "chori" on the lion. The lion will start calling all his ancestors. seeing that he has no "naanam" the lion will go and commit suicide.
2. Ask the lion to ride a bike with Rat at the backseat. Tell "left,left,left" till they both reach hell.
3. consider the lion as an electronic equipment with some problem repair it till it is dead.
4. give lion the food he gave in his mess at Bethany(Rat and Sir)
5. The ultimate method-- Same as KK's ulti method ;-)

Sir's method :
1. Buy the lion a mobile phone and giv the number to sir.
2. Giv him a lecture on pulley at half past midnight.
3. Ulti Method : Put the lion into the aquarium.

Kiron's method :
1. Lock both of 'em ( kir and lion ) in kir's room and giv 'em a topic of discussion.
2. Play a game of ashwamedham with lion( kir would think of sthallman . simhathinithu vallathum ariyaamo??? )
3. Let kiron be the captain of the lion's cricket team.
4. Ulti Method : Take the lion to the suicide point . Let kiron 'talk' to him.

Jesins method:
1. Tell jesin that the lion opened the tray of his cd drive
2. Tell jesin that the lion referred to him as thadiyan
3. Dress up the lion as jis and put him in front of jesin
4. Ulti Method : Teach the lion how to say 'jelusil'

Robin's method :
1. Arrange for a group discussion between rob and the lion. Topic - sachinum bachhanum
2. Go out to Aashik and take a 'comedy show' CD . let the lion watch it alone.
3. Ulti method : Create a chat id for the lion as shahana_19 and giv the id to rob

Rony's method :
1. Teach the lion a joke ( a good one) and tell the lion to say it out to rony . rony avidirunnu chiri thudangum . simham odithallum !
2. When rony is serving in the mess , ask the lionto do some chori . rony will take care of the lion ( reference to jum-ron episode...)
3. Ulti method : Dress up the lion as a girl . Rony will virtually kill him(her?) loading her with jokes.

Dennis' method :
Only one method is needed. the lion wont be there to see the other methods . This one is the ultimate method. It dont even need the presence of dennis at the spot !!
Ulti method : Persuade the lion in to believing that , his bride is waiting for him in Dennis' room .

Sowji's method :
1. Giv both of 'em a drink in the night . The next morning , they will start mailing . At the end of the day , the lion will be dead at the hands of sow.
2. Ulti method : Tell sowji that the lion outscored him in the series test.