MUA Recruiting
Yeah, you have heard it right.. !!!
MUA is finally recruiting...
Thanks to the recent boom in software industry,
s/w Engineers in Bangalore are the rulers of the universe.
Their aspirations are no longer trapped inside India.
Each and everyone has started to think globally.
The sad part is that... it has resulted in high attrition rates
in companies back home. Its not only applicable for s/w giants..
Even startup lifestyle organizations like MUA and OPT
are starting to feel the heat.
But we're not going to windup. We're not going to cry out loud.
We are not going to sleep on weekends...
Instead, WE ARE RECRUITING.. :)
Here comes the current openings..
1. General Mgr (Transportation and beverages)
This position is vacant now bcoz of the transfer of our
GM to chicago. He's deputed to start a MUA subsidiary
there and is planning to open that by next quarter of the FY.
Skill set:
Min of 17,253km of driving experience. Driving without headlights
in the night is an added advantage. Should have excellent
color blindness and should be wearing glasses with thickness
varying between 1 cm and 1 inch. Excellent management skills
and communication skills are added advantage.
Knowlege of languages like spanish, mangolian, assameese,
siamese, tsunamese etc are expected.
2. Project mgr (Photography)
Skill set:
Should have natural skills to take "photo of the year".
Normal skills like portraiting humans etc are ignored.
We are looking for talented persons who normally take
closeup fotos of flowers, insects, sand, water etc.
Should have worked in lie down photography,
jump in the air photography and upside down photography..
3. HR exec (planning and cancellations)
You can refer our rulez at a previous post in our bulletin.
Skill set:
Good absence of mind. Education not more than PUC.
Yrs of exp between -1 and 4.
4. Cheif recuritment officer
For conducting this recruitments
Skill set: N/A
Benefits
We offer Competitive compensations among indian MNCs.
Perks also include free vacations every weekend at rejuvenating
tour destinations in India and abroad, at your own expenses.
You will be on probation for 3 trips and will be confirmed later in writing.
This requirements are immediate and the successful candidates
will be taken for training to OOTY within a week's time.
NOTE THAT WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPURTUNITY EMPLOYER.
(If you don't know the meaning, do a google)
Signed
Sand (COOOO - Chief Operating Officer, Offshore n Onsite)
MUA is finally recruiting...
Thanks to the recent boom in software industry,
s/w Engineers in Bangalore are the rulers of the universe.
Their aspirations are no longer trapped inside India.
Each and everyone has started to think globally.
The sad part is that... it has resulted in high attrition rates
in companies back home. Its not only applicable for s/w giants..
Even startup lifestyle organizations like MUA and OPT
are starting to feel the heat.
But we're not going to windup. We're not going to cry out loud.
We are not going to sleep on weekends...
Instead, WE ARE RECRUITING.. :)
Here comes the current openings..
1. General Mgr (Transportation and beverages)
This position is vacant now bcoz of the transfer of our
GM to chicago. He's deputed to start a MUA subsidiary
there and is planning to open that by next quarter of the FY.
Skill set:
Min of 17,253km of driving experience. Driving without headlights
in the night is an added advantage. Should have excellent
color blindness and should be wearing glasses with thickness
varying between 1 cm and 1 inch. Excellent management skills
and communication skills are added advantage.
Knowlege of languages like spanish, mangolian, assameese,
siamese, tsunamese etc are expected.
2. Project mgr (Photography)
Skill set:
Should have natural skills to take "photo of the year".
Normal skills like portraiting humans etc are ignored.
We are looking for talented persons who normally take
closeup fotos of flowers, insects, sand, water etc.
Should have worked in lie down photography,
jump in the air photography and upside down photography..
3. HR exec (planning and cancellations)
You can refer our rulez at a previous post in our bulletin.
Skill set:
Good absence of mind. Education not more than PUC.
Yrs of exp between -1 and 4.
4. Cheif recuritment officer
For conducting this recruitments
Skill set: N/A
Benefits
We offer Competitive compensations among indian MNCs.
Perks also include free vacations every weekend at rejuvenating
tour destinations in India and abroad, at your own expenses.
You will be on probation for 3 trips and will be confirmed later in writing.
This requirements are immediate and the successful candidates
will be taken for training to OOTY within a week's time.
NOTE THAT WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPURTUNITY EMPLOYER.
(If you don't know the meaning, do a google)
Signed
Sand (COOOO - Chief Operating Officer, Offshore n Onsite)
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posted by Rat at 12:20 PM
7 Comments:
ROTFL!! you ppl are hilarious!!
I wish the company and all the energetic young aspirants all the very best....
Currently, I am in the process of establishing our Chicago unit… I have set my base camp at the downtown area… My primary focus will be to get The Company listed in NASDAQ…Shall update you about the progress….
@wbix - Yes v are. Clinical studies hav proven that MUA member's avg life expectancy is higher than the national average, thanks to non stop laughs :D
@Geo - Man, anyway, u r gonna get MUA listed in NASDAQ. See if you can get it listed in NASA as well.. ;-)
@geo
great to know that you take all the pain to get MUA listed in NASDAQ. That too "alone" (I hope you are "alone" at Chicago by this time :D ).
@rat
MUA maathrame recruit cheyyunnollo? OPT-le vacancy ninte ***** fill cheyyumo?
geo, all the best for your chicago mission...
once you list MUA in NASA, do let us know.. we'll consider extending our operations to moon/mars/10th planet..
Sand, will the recruiters go to the 10th planet or vice versa?
Meanwhile, there are suggestions from the core members that NASA be acquired by MUA. Hope to see the official confirmation soon.
eda panniiiiiiii.. ninne njan kollum
autobahn-ilottu vaa.. :D
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