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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Po Pondi !

Back from Pondi..
Get geared up for a travelogue..
A travelogue with a difference..
(Unlike the ooty travelogue of course)
:-)

This one will take some time !
So please be patient.
(Consult your physician, if required)
:D

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Thunderbird n Enticer !

What have they got in common ?
One is an email client, which Alex is fond of..
The other is a bike from Yamaha, which Geo owns..
But there is a BIG correlation between these two



A normal day in office

Sender : Alex
Subject: Thunderbird

This mail was sent using Mozilla Thunderbird 1.5 connected to Microsoft
Exchange Server.
_______________________

Sender : Geo
Subject : Enticer

This mail was sent AFTER using Yamaha Enticer 125CC connected to
Bharath Petroleum 'Speed' Sever.
_______________________



... Followed by more and more of NONSENSE ...


... Later . . . .

Sender : Alex
cant stop laughing reading all these! :P
Also 1 more thing - I am reading all these in Thunderbird 1.5.
I have stopped using MS Outlook
The former works just as effective as the latter,
but with a different look and feel and set of functions etc.
_______________________

Sender : Geo

Here is 1 more thing from me – I am riding these days in Enticer 125 cc.
I have stopped using Hero Honda.
The former runs a bit more effective as the latter,
but with a different look and feel and gear change patterns etc.
_______________________

Sender : Rat
Now its a new trend..
Here is one thing from me too..
I am coding these days using a firewall version 3.1B
A week back I was using firewall version 10.x
The former and latter are good for nothing, but I am too good.
_______________________

Tons of 'follow up' mails came, in appreciation..
Some of the mails contained just 2 characters in reply.
A colon and a parantheses..
Even the mailadmin joined the bandwagon and sent some mails.
It was marked Red-High Importance, so dint care to open it
Shift-Delete
:D

Help me...

Can you give me a missed call?
Just one ring is enough.
Actually I kept my mobile somewhere
and i am searching for it..
Please..



When I got this message at 22.27.43 (that is the time!)
I was half asleep.
But I never let go an opportunity to send across fwded
msgs. So the next 60seconds saw messages rushing out of
my nokia 1108 handheld to about 16 contacts.

Vroom.. came the replies !

Geo : njan rat alla
Kiron : Eda panna dash mone, pinne nee msg ayachathu ninte
*****de phone il ninnaano ?
Jins : Poda pattee
Vik : Trin Trin... Did you find ur cel, or should i ring more?

This was followed by an sms conversation between me n Jam
Jam : Who are you ? Do i know you ?
Rat : This is not me
Jam : OK. Then u should be me
Rat : :-) Jam, u r on roaming. And each message u send wil cost u
a fortune. If u hav too much of money with u, xfer it to my acnt.
My acnt number is 2255 :D
Jam : Bank name send maadi. I will xfer some money right away
Rat : Bank of Porotta
Jam : Done, sent 10,000 bucks to the account. Enjoy !


Couldnt follow up later, coz I fell asleep, and probably, Jam
went bankrupt...

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Zinda

Barber shop aanennu vichaarichu PVR il keriya Kiron
Enthokke undu ?
-Pallu pari, snickers
Randum oro plate poratte
Hahaha


The above dicole summarises y'day's visit to PVR.
Lakshya was to enjoy the evening with the movie 'Zinda'
But then some felt, the film review is given in the song itself..
"Maut Sharminda!"

Sand was damn hungry.
So when he saw me approaching him with a softy in hand, he grabbed it
and finished it in no time.
Geo had cold (Sand too had! But anything for free!!) so dint venture into it.


Finished the wafer. Next destination - food counter.
Burger - 85 bucks !
Some kinda combo stuff - 65 bucks !
HOt dog - really hot
Veg puff - 20 bucks!
Nothing cheaper ??
Then comes the gem of an idea from Rat
Hey, lets hav some chocolate - cheap and best !
That clicked.
Ordered 3 snickers.
"Ninetee rupees sir"
-Just 19 rupees ? Wonder how the math would be....
"Its nine zero , ninety rupees sir"
-(sound of somebody falling down.. fainted..)


Went in for security check..
Err.. What ? Security check ??
Yeah.. They have bomb detection stump, bodily inspection etc..
The guy got hold of my sodexho coupon in my jacket.
"Cigarette"
I said "No, thank you"
:D

The hall was jam packed.
The first priority was to count the birds.
Having found very little of 'em... jumped into the nxt activity
Snickers.
Then looked into the screen for the first time.

Sand "Is this a theatre print?"
Rat "Well, we are in a theatre, so that makes sense"
Sand "Da, not that.. the video quality is so yuck.."
Rat (with a straight face) "Well , the film is a lift off from a Korean hit.
The director wanted to show justice to the original flick in every manner.
......(followed by the rediffmail review of the film).. (thank God, he dint
read it)
Sand "Oh.. Gud"


On the screen we were greeted by all black n white images.
Black suit, black belt, black shoes, black glasses, black road,
White shoe, white hair (on Dutt's face), white err..(lemme not say that)
Then came a series of cutting, shaving, smoke effect...

But then till the interval, it was good..
1hr went in quick time.


The film is certified A
Wonder whether its courtesy Lara Dutta, or the dental surgery scene in the film.
Post the dental work upon a co-villain by Dutt,

Rat "Oye, I hav an unwanted tooth. Pls gimme an appointment"
Geo "Tell me where it is.. I'll do it for free"
(He said that with his fist pointed on to my cheek)
:-S


Sand told me, post the dental scene, "No wonder, no gal liked this movie"



After the film, I made a desparate attempt and told the guyz..
"The film is ok.. Dutt is too good. Camera is superb"
Geo "Crap.. To put someone in jail like that for 14 years, there should be a more solid reason"
Rat "Hmm.. But then, I feel that the reason given here is kinda.. okay.."
Sand gives me a stare
Rat "Ok.. Now what could have been a better reason, folks?"
Sand "If I knew it, I wouldnt be in the IT field"
Laughs all around . . .


I was lucky enuff to get the ticket fare refunded by the duo :)
Had dinner at Kairali
Packed up, to home...

Chubhte kaante yaadon ke...

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

KK's Gift : The inspiration

Much has been told about KK's bday treat..
But what was the inspiration behind that 'dream' gift that we gave him ?

Read on and find out . .
(Its English + Malayalam + Kannada + Telugu + Punjabi)
(Reader's discreation.. i mean.. discretion is ad-wised)

KK (1/5/2006 2:43:52 PM): there?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:43:56 PM): s
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:05 PM): ok.. ariyaan vendi chodichatha
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:07 PM): :D
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:12 PM): gud
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:16 PM): jins bought one mem stick
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:18 PM): 4GB
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:23 PM): :O
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:25 PM): for 400 bucks
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:27 PM): :O
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:30 PM): hmm...
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:30 PM): yup
Rat (1/5/2006 2:44:35 PM): 400 indian rupees !
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:39 PM): :-S
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:44 PM): 2nd hand aano?
KK (1/5/2006 2:44:51 PM): work cheyyumo?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:45:05 PM): original..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:45:08 PM): made in china
KK (1/5/2006 2:45:14 PM): evidunnu?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:45:14 PM): work cheyyumaayirikkum...
Rat (1/5/2006 2:45:23 PM): ini engaanum work cheythaalo ?!
KK (1/5/2006 2:45:28 PM): ey pedikkenda
KK (1/5/2006 2:45:33 PM): work cheyyathirikkathirikkilla
Rat (1/5/2006 2:45:41 PM): :D
KK (1/5/2006 2:45:46 PM): athu potte
Rat (1/5/2006 2:45:52 PM): nga po
KK (1/5/2006 2:45:53 PM): byeekyend yentha plan?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:00 PM): morning SP road..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:05 PM): after noon KK's house
KK (1/5/2006 2:46:05 PM): athenthina
KK (1/5/2006 2:46:06 PM): ?
KK (1/5/2006 2:46:15 PM): ethu KK?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:20 PM): oruthan undu..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:22 PM): oru charakku..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:28 PM): btm ila thaamasam..
KK (1/5/2006 2:46:32 PM): :">
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:35 PM): njaan saturday thuppi kaanikkaam
Rat (1/5/2006 2:46:36 PM): :)
KK (1/5/2006 2:46:48 PM): :-S
KK (1/5/2006 2:47:17 PM): ee paripadi thaangal saturday aano sunday aano carry out cheyynnathu?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:47:30 PM): thats confidential..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:47:32 PM): classified...
Rat (1/5/2006 2:47:34 PM): secret !
KK (1/5/2006 2:47:39 PM): ennalum para
KK (1/5/2006 2:47:42 PM): ennodu para
KK (1/5/2006 2:47:45 PM): ente charakkalle
KK (1/5/2006 2:47:48 PM): alla chakkarayalle
Rat (1/5/2006 2:48:03 PM): :D
Rat (1/5/2006 2:48:06 PM): saturday..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:48:08 PM): 3.30 PM
KK (1/5/2006 2:48:24 PM): hmm... thank u for the information
KK (1/5/2006 2:48:31 PM): njan mungathirikkilla
Rat (1/5/2006 2:48:59 PM): ini engaanum nee mungiyillenkilo ?
KK (1/5/2006 2:49:11 PM): mungi illengil pongumbo ariyaalo
KK (1/5/2006 2:49:27 PM): da sp roadil ponundenkil enikkoru item vaangichondu varaamo?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:50:21 PM): yenthonnaa ?
KK (1/5/2006 2:50:29 PM): thakkakilo mukkali
Rat (1/5/2006 2:51:32 PM): ethra roopa aavum ?
KK (1/5/2006 2:51:42 PM): athariyilla.. nee onnu anweshikku
Rat (1/5/2006 2:52:04 PM): vokay..
KK (1/5/2006 2:52:21 PM): vila kuravaanengil oru 6 ennam medicho
Rat (1/5/2006 2:52:59 PM): 6 ennam ?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:53:00 PM): ok
KK (1/5/2006 2:53:30 PM): ho ninte oru sneham
Rat (1/5/2006 2:54:29 PM): :)
Rat (1/5/2006 2:54:32 PM): annum innum..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:54:36 PM): oru panathookkam munnil
KK (1/5/2006 2:55:56 PM): nee jinsine bike odikkan padippikkan pokuvanennu kett sheriyaano?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:56:15 PM): nga
Rat (1/5/2006 2:56:17 PM): sheriyaa
KK (1/5/2006 2:56:30 PM): nannayi... ninte pulsaril thanne alle?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:56:32 PM): nee engane arinju ?
Rat (1/5/2006 2:56:39 PM): pulsar il alla..
KK (1/5/2006 2:56:45 PM): times of indiayil undaarunnu
Rat (1/5/2006 2:56:49 PM): Kingfisher airlines inte oru vandi oppichu..
Rat (1/5/2006 2:56:52 PM): athelaa padanam
KK (1/5/2006 2:57:28 PM): athu nannyi
KK (1/5/2006 2:57:28 PM): athaakumbol ninakku padikkukem cheyyam
Rat (1/5/2006 2:57:40 PM): halla pinne !

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Judicious Utilisation of Office Hours

1. check if the domain digicamforfree.com is available or not
2. send blank sms to your boss
3. Take breaks from the pantry room, and make yourself available at your seat
4. Call up the reception and ask her to connect to your own extension
5. Open your mailbox and refresh it every 5 seconds
6. Send a mail to your sysadmin and tell him you are not able to send mails
from your washing machine
7. Take some blank printouts, collect it from the printer, and dump 'em into the
shredder in less than 2 seconds.
8. Tilt your keyboard 180 degrees wrt the horizontal axis. Send an appreciation
mail to your team mate
9. When it is the 100th mail that you have sent for the day, raise your keyboard,
and greet the crowd.
10.Before leaving for the day, put the volume of your PC in full. Lock your PC.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Saturday, The Fourteenth

Long time since all of us met under one roof..
(No.. we dint meet above any roof, either..)

And when KK offered a Birthday treat, nobody could resist.
Ppl poured in from across the state..
(Some of 'em came from across the country too - Dennis from Peenya)
;-)

Unlike our usual get-together/outing plans, this one was quick.
And that could be the reason why it took off :D

Borrowing Geo's words
"In our outings, 50% of the time is spent on planning..
And the other 50% never takes place"

Rightly put . hahahaaa..

We met at Autobahn
(Thats Geo/Kiron/Sand 's house)
I had picked up Jins on the way.

Going by the tradition, Geo was 'asleep'
He sleeps till lunch on weekends.
And the rest of the day is spent, sleeping, again !
(Well thats his version of the story.. There are other REAL versions too)
:D

So here we were..
A quick planning.
Lets buy him a gift!

Everyone was shocked.
Gift?! What the hell for ???

That is how it goes.. Birthdays are for eating out. Only one person gets
to enjoy the monetary 'benefits' - paying the bill..what else ?!

But then, I told 'em..
Hey, its no hi fi gift.
All of u just donate 2 rupees to the KK Gift Fund.

now they got it.
Oh..
There you go.. Done!

Stopped at a grocery shop.
Bought the gift.
Packed it up nicely in gift wrapper.
The shop staff were amused, surprised and confused, all in one!
They murmured something in each others ears...
Who cares ?!

Back to Sand's Indica.
Off we go.

Reached KK's place at 12.
(Just a marginal delay of 2 hours)
:-S

Rushed in..Straight to KK's room..Singing(??) Happy Birthday in full volume.
And towards the end of it, dropped the 'gift' on to his lap.

KK was shocked, and put it down in split second..
Then picked it up.
Opened up with eager eyes.
Rest of the gang spotting the expression on KK's face...

The gift wrapper gives way to KK's claws..
Voila!

There you are !

Tomato !!
And that too.. 750g (not more, not less)
:D

Kk was so moved...
Tears conquered the eyes (of those who bought the gift - thanks to kk's fist)
:D

The next 1.5 hours were spent breaking KK's metal single cot into two pieces,
right at the middle; 'composing' birthday tones on Jose's Casio Piano; counting
the birds that flew to the 1st floor thru the gate; and talkin to Sowji over
phone..

Sho joined the team shortly
China Pearl at 1.30pm
While getting into the hotel, the security guard at the door was told to
hang the 'closed' board on the door . hahahaa

Delays at such hotels are not lesser known..
But not this day.
Thanks to the howling, and roaring, and laughing that greeted the rest of the
silent diners - They opened the mouth only to stuff in that spoon..

Dennis came straight to the hotel.
1.5 hours of fun at the hotel.
we noticed the tables near ours going empty in quick time ;-)

KK "Dudes, I note that our influence is not felt in that east bound set of tables.
Lets direct the sound waves in that direction"

:D


Making sure that nothing was left out to be tested.. rather.. tasted at the hotel,
we decided to call it quits.
And there was a relieved KK!

But then, we hadnt ordered Dessert.
All were full. But no one wanted to let go KK easily.
KK's facial expression now resembled those of the pug.

Jose "I don want dessert"
Rat "So what ? There is no harm in ordering"
KK "DAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Post Dessert
Geo "Do they have home delivery?"
Sand "Uh??"
Geo "I mean, do they deliver us back home? I'm not in a position to walk"
:D

It was about 3.30 when we finally crossed the entry point.
Wonder, whether they closed the hotel for the week, for want of stock !!!
:D

Snaps were taken at will.
Are with KK.
Will be published soon.

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Posted from my blackberry handheld : Date Jan16, 2005

Thursday, January 12, 2006

New Year Resolution

My resolutions are ready !

Here they are:

1. Will bath daily
2. Will read customer mails
3. Will bring down the number of times per day listening of Strings-Zinda Hoon
4. Will ride for mileage. Will uninstall nitro from the bike
5. Will uninstall all 3rd party software from the office PC
6. Will not go fishing at midnight
7. Will divorce Nicole Kidman
8. Will relocate the Statue of Liberty to Chennai. Will get it painted in yellow.
9. Will explore the voice functions of my mobile handset.
(heard that it can be used to make calls!)
10. Will stop staring at the CCTV camera, placed right behind me
11. Will read fwd mails, before fwding to others (especially gals!)
12. Will not go to Windows-Run-calc for adding single digit numbers
13. Will restrict simultaneous number of chat windows to 7

Some of 'em are rubbish..
But the rest are total nonsense
:D

Rat

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

New Year & Marriages

There is a popular saying
"What you do on the first day of a new year, you continue doing all along"

No wonder why Dipu and Jins sleep all day, all year :-)

Going by the rule, I would be travelling all this year!
My new year was in bus.
Enroute Kerala.
Destination was Panthalam - Kiron's house.
The cause - attend Sho's sis's marriage.

To celebrate the new year, we had a bottle ready in the bus.
A 500ml pet jar Sprite..
Celbrated in style.

Reached Panthalam by around 8PM.
Sand, Geo and kiron received us.
A quick round of formalities - brushing, bathing etc.. - and we were ready.
Yummy breakfast on table.
Had food. Got into the car.
A mitsubishi lancer - silver color.
A beauty to drive (no, i dint drive; the vehicle is still in one piece)
;-)

IN the church at 11.
The proceedings had just started.
We were on time.
Met Sho, some of his uncles..
And we never miss an opportunity!
Unc: You all work in the same company ?
Sand: No
Unc: You all stay together ?
Geo: No
Unc: Then how do you meet each other ?
Rat: weekends-il nammal koodaarundu
(giggles all around)
Unc: No wonder, Sho is putting up so much of weight!

The church formalities went on for 1.5 hours.
Meanwhile, we went out for a short on-foot sight seeing..
Discussions on a wide variety of topics - from Hutch to enfield to fishing !

Back to church.
When it was food time, we were found waiting near the entrance of the still-to-open
food hall.
Yummy food. But the team couldnt have a good polling..
Standing under the hot sun took its toll !

By 1 o'clock we were ready to quit.
We set out for a 4-hr on road tour.
Covered a fishing beach, a normal beach, paddy fields, canals, back waters,...

The sight at the fishing beach was awesome.. The entire shore was covered with
fish being dried up under the hot sun.
And boats carrying the fresh catches arrived in tandem..

Alleppey beach was a scenic place- with an abandoned seabridge, rusting into its
core.. Geo was found doing all sortsa acrobatics and photographics..
Summersault sideways, dropping down forward straight..
Taking photographics laying flat on the wet sand, saving himself and the camera
from the rushing waves,..
And he had a good viewer-ship. The ppl in the beach gathered around to watch his
gimmicks :-)

5PM
Smi's house.
She is the classmate of the rest of the gang - and my batch mate.
Its her marriage the next day.
And she made a big mistake - She didnt invite me !
But then, I created and opportunity for her to correct her mistake..

Stepped up straight into the house.
"I dont mind being a distinguished guest. But for you, not to feel hurt, I prefer
to be an invited guest"
She got the point, invited me straightaway :-)
Wondering whether there has ever been such a kinda invitation !!

Snacks and mosquito bites from there.
Smi's mom compelled us to have food.. But it was getting late..

Back to our HQ - Kiron's house.
Night driving at 110kmph is fun!
Back home at 8PM

Bath, food, chit-chat, sleep - at 10PM

Jan2, 2k6
The plan was to get up at 7, leave at 8.
First part was done. But getting out was delayed.
Out at 9AM.
Joe had come on his Esteem.
The team was Joe, Rat, Kir, Sand, Surji.

The drive was about 120km long.
Covered in good time. Got gift also..
A soda maker - will be useful to her day ;-)

Met some old friends - and their kids !!
Cameras clicked on end..
There was scope for that ;-)

Food was delayed a bit..
But that increased the appetite..
The polling was great.. All of us got a second round serving..
Even the dessert was not spared ;-)

By 3, it was time to leave.
Went to the town.
visited Marine Drive, and the Bolgatty Palace.
Left for Sand's house by 4.
Sand's dad had come for pickup in his brand new Ford Ikon.

Refreshments at home.. chit chat.. back to the bus stop.
Bus at 7.30PM